Tuesday, 16 July 2013

THEIR SECRET IS OUT


Politicians want a pay rise to supplement their cocaine habits and the British people are expected to pay for it.

If this isn’t evidence enough that our politicians are corrupt criminals I don’t know what is.

I’ve emailed this to my MP: 

Simon Kirby MP for Brighton Kemptown
Dear Mr Simon Kirby,

As you may have heard, traces of Cocaine have been found in the toilets of Parliament.

As a constituent of Brighton Kemptown, I am shocked and appalled.

I have recently purchased a cocaine drug detection kit and invite you to take, said drugs test, to determine whether you take cocaine, which you know is against the law to do so.

I wish you take the test on a Friday.

I hope this meets with your approval and that you consent to a drugs test being taken.

I am happy to travel to your location to conduct it.

Many thanks for your time.

And will publish his answer once I receive it.


Who better to sum it up than the Artistic Taxi Driver.



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