Showing posts with label simon kirby. Show all posts
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Friday, 26 June 2015

COME ON – THE UK ELECTION WAS RIGGED!


Weeks on, and with the total and utter submission of the Labour Party, with the total obedience of a compliant press and the apathy of a beleaguered public; The Nasty Conservative Party have pulled off the biggest rigged election in British political history.

As reported by Spectator Magazine-

  • At 6.30 p.m. on 7 May, the Camerons invited guests at their home in Oxfordshire into the garden for a drink. Everyone stood on the patio, wrapped up in coats and shawls and drinking wine. They were understandably nervous. The Prime Minister had prepared a resignation statement and read it out to the assembled gathering.
  • Civil servants had ordered sandwiches for the expected coalition talks.
  • And of-course no-one can forget the exit polls predicting no clear majority by any party.

As the Independent Parliamentary candidate for Brighton Kemptown, I was privy to the state of Tory Simon Kirby MP and prospective Labour MP Nancy Platts, while they waited for their votes to be counted.

  • Nancy Platts was in jubilant mood, with a big smile on her face clearly intending to win.
  • Simon Kirby was in somber mood, preparing for a disappointing loss.

Come on, lets get real; no-one voted for the nasty Tories and no one expected them to win.

And then by magic, they win with a majority and the Labour Party, the Press and the Public kowtow and accept their victory.

Mind you the immediate reaction by the public outside 10 Downing, proved to me that Great Britain had been robbed and that we were going to do something about it.

THERE IS STILL TIME.


Fred Fairbrass
While one half of Right Said Fred Fairbrass says-

“The election wasn't rigged. Labour alienated Scotland, Miliband convinced the few and sad to say Cameron seemed like the best option. I got a lot of abuse for saying it at the time but if people had abstained, undermined the process we would now be having very different conversations.”
Kerry Ann-Howitt

Other people like Kerry Ann Howitt respond-

“How can 24% of the vote mean that you're the one out of a multitude of candidates that is the winner? The election was rigged alright, maybe not in a 'fake voting' kinda way (I'm not addressing the missing hundred-odd thousand postal votes that were stolen, because I don't know much about it). But the Queen of England had promised to not turn up to give her opening of Parliament speech, did the Tories not win. That babe is how 24% = a resounding victory and that is rigging!”

A COMPLIANT POLICE & PRESS.

Whether you want to split hairs about it or not, we know how the election was rigged.

Its easy once you know you can get away with it and that the police and press won't investigate it.

As the International Business Times reported-
  • A van carrying more than 200,000 ballot papers destined for two constituencies in East Sussex has been stolen.
  • Metropolitan Police do not believe the van was purposely targeted because of its contents, but it instead was merely a coincidence.

OVER TO ANNIE LOGICAL...


And don't think that stealing blank ballot papers is the only way to rig an election.

Take for example the more simple method of mis-counting.

As reported in Brighton's The Argus on Monday, May 11, 2015

As the article tells us, in the Lewes District election count, “Councillor Sarah Osborne demanded a re-count on her poll and a good thing she did,” writes Neil Vowles from The Argus, “because a whole bundle of votes had been put on the wrong pile. After a swift redistribution, which revealed she was in fact the winner.”

"A WHOLE BUNDLE OF VOTES HAD BEEN PUT ON THE WRONG PILE."

How many times across the country were ballot papers put on the wrong pile?

As one of the greatest and most evil Dictators Joseph Stalin reminds us-

'It doesn't matter who votes, it matters who counts the votes.'

Journalist Neil Vowles seems to laugh off that attempted electoral fraud right under his nose.

NANCY PLATTS WAS ROBBED – AS WAS THE WHOLE COUNTRY.

Labour's parliamentary candidate for Brighton Kemptown Nancy Platts lost by only 690 votes.

I wasn't there to know whether she called for a recount, but I expect that if she had, a whole bundle of votes would have been put on Simon Kirby's pile and after a swift redistribution, would have revealed she was in fact the winner.

(I wasn't there for the declaration because for some inexplicable reason, I became violently sick on the night/morning of 7/8 May 2015.)

I hate to call people nasty names, but if you (Fred Fairbrass included) really think the Tories won the 2015 General Election fair and square, then not only are you gravely mistaken, but you are also bloody deluded!

Right Said Fred DO NOT endorse Guerrilla Democracy News in anyway. This is an unauthorised graphic without their permission.

Thursday, 2 April 2015

MATT'S NEWS - 2ND APRIL 2015 - 34 DAYS TO GO...


If you are expecting me to be like every other politician, you’ll be left sadly disappointed.
I’m not like any politician who’s stood in a British General Election.
With the system built to exclude any Independent thought or voice, I know I haven’t got a chance in hell of winning the Brighton Kemptown election; though it isn’t going to stop me trying.
I’ve still got one secret weapon!

VOTE INDEPENDENT ON INDEPENDENCE DAY 7TH OF MAY.


Tuesday, 10 March 2015

MATT'S NEWS - 10 MARCH 2015 - 57 DAYS TO GO.


“Joe isn’t going to make it to the 7th of May, let alone a full parliamentary term. This is why I am confirming my intention to stand as an Independent Parliamentary Candidate in the Brighton Kemptown 2015 general election. I fully intend to win it and become the next and best MP Brighton Kemptown has ever had.”


Without your kind donations to my Election Campaign I have no chance of winning the Brighton Kemptown Election on Independence Day 7th May 2015.

MATT'S NEWS - LATE NIGHT CHAT.



Without your kind donations to my Election Campaign I have no chance of winning the Brighton Kemptown Election on Independence Day 7th May 2015.

Monday, 9 March 2015

MATT TAYLOR WINS BRIGHTON KEMPTOWN 2015 GENERAL ELECTION.

Branded the UK’s most controversial Parliamentary Candidate, Independent Matt Taylor wins the Brighton Kemptown election with a landslide majority, claiming “the most sensational victory in Sussex political history.”

Matt Taylor the leader of the Moai King William Party has grabbed a remarkable victory in the Brighton Kemptown election, claiming “With the power of the subconscious mind, I have won the most sensational victory in Sussex political history.”

While many Labour and Conservative members are left scratching their heads this morning, it would appear the county’s voters deserted the traditional political party’s on-masse to herald Taylor’s call to “Vote Independent on Independence Day 7th of May.”

With the biggest voter turnout in the history of Sussex elections, 100% across all three Brighton constituencies, Hove & Portslade, Brighton Pavilion and Brighton Kemptown, voters turned their backs on the establishment political parties and voted for independents instead.

Eye witnesses claim Nancy Pratts, the Labour candidate and bookies favourite to be elected Brighton Kemptown MP, ran out of the counting room at the Brighton Centre in tears having heard the news of Matt Taylor’s landslide victory, while ex- MP Simon Kirby was heard to shout various expletives when the result was read out, “You must be fucking God-damning joking,” was one of many more heard echoing around the stunned conference floor.

The result raises wider questions over whether the result is a simple one-off reflecting Taylor's personal charisma, or instead a sign of a wider detachment from mainstream party politics to independent political thinking.

Hailing his triumph immediately after the official result was announced, Matt Taylor said: “By the power of the subconscious mind, I have won the most sensational victory in Sussex political history … Let us not forget that during these times of austerity, rebellion and uncertainly, disillusionment with politicians will inevitably increase. It’s in the spirit of Brighton that the people of Brighton Kemptown, Moulsecoomb, Rottingdean, Bevendean, Telscom, Peacehaven and Ovingdean have entrusted me with this most important of duties to ensure their MP lives up to their responsibilities and never crosses the line into complacency and corruption. Your vote was worth it. I am the best man for the job and I intent to start straight away to be the best MP Brighton Kemptown have ever had. Thank you, thank you, thank you.”

Politicians, agents and officials were privately conceding defeat long before the official result which came at 2.30am on Saturday morning.

Matt Taylor claimed the path to his victory went back to ‘Fraudulent austerity measures inflicted by a nasty Nazis regime.’

He added that both the Labour and Conservative parties hadn’t won the argument on austerity, “The truth steadily became clear to everyone. Austerity is nothing more than a nasty ideology dreamt up by the ruling elite to rob billions from the nation to line their own pockets, which would otherwise have been spent on Welfare, the NHS, the Police and Education.”

Taylor said: “A new wave of independent thinking is sweeping across the nation. A new breed of political leader have been waiting patiently in the wings, bidding our time and watching established political leaders hang themselves with their own ropes. Our time is now. We are stepping out and being counted.”

The result represents an extraordinary new chapter for Taylor personally. He was a Royal Military Policeman and later a contract weed killer, before becoming a businessman in November 2008 and building his political presence across the web, before standing in the Police and Crime Commissioner elections in 2012.

Matt Taylor has since worked diligently for Sussex as the Shadow Sussex Police and Crime Commissioner, holding the Chief Constable of Sussex Police to account; unlike the elected SPCC Katy Bourne, who has failed miserably to hold anything to account, let alone two Sussex Chief Constables (of which she is being £85,000 a year to do so.)

FULL RESULT


  1. Matt Taylor (Independent/The Moai King William Party) 54,271
  2. Charlotte Rose (Independent) 13,993
  3. Joe Neilson (Independent) 13,897
  4. Davy Jones (Green Party) 4,589
  5. Nancy Pratts (Labour) 2,300
  6. Ian Buchanan (Ukip) 407
  7. Simon Kirby (Nasty Nazis Conservatives) 257
  8. Paul Chandler (Lib Dem) 230
  9. Jacqueline Shodeke (Socialist Worker) 56


Friday, 6 March 2015

MATT'S NEWS - 6TH MARCH 2015.



 

Without your kind donations to my Election Campaign I have no chance of winning the Brighton Kemptown Election on Independence Day 7th May 2015.

MATT TAYLOR - 200/1 TO WIN BRIGHTON KEMPTOWN 2015.

Ladbrokes have offered the odds of 200-1 for Matt Taylor, the leader of the Moai King William Party, to win the Brighton Kemptown general election.

  • Favourite to win is Labour’s Nancy Pratts at               8/13
  • Conservative Slimy Kirby                                           5/4
  • Green Party Davy Jones                                             25/1
  • Liberal Democrat Paul Chandler                                 100/1
  • UKIP Ian Buchanan                                                   100/1
  • Independent Joe Neilson                                            200/1

Other candidates who haven’t been given odds are:

  • Socialist Worker Jacqueline Shodeke
  • Independent Charlotte Rose

“I NEED A MIRACLE.”

In the same way he needed a miracle during the Police and Crime Commissioner elections of 2012, Matt Taylor finds himself praying for a miracle to win the Brighton Kemptown 2015 election.

“EASY MONEY.”

Broadcasting daily from his Election Campaign office in Peacehaven, Matt Taylor urges voters to place a bet at Ladbrokes and make themselves some easy money.

“It’s never been easier to make easy money. Simply put a pound on me to win and you’ll make £200. Put £10 on me to win and you’ll make £2000. Put £20 on me to win and you’ll make £4000, you get the message!”

Gearing himself up for a short campaign Matt Taylor is pulling out all the stops to become MP for Brighton Kemptown.

“I’m going to win this election,” Matt Taylor defiantly declares, “with the power of my subconscious mind to ensure the Universe aids me to victory.”

THE RACE IS ON.

With only 62 days to go until 7th May, Election Day, nine parliamentary candidates have come out of the woodwork to contest the Brighton Kemptown constituency.

DEMOCRACY IN ACTION.



Nancy Pratts
NANCY PRATTS – LABOUR PARTY.

Previously stood in the 2010 Brighton Pavilion General Election but lost to Caroline Lucas from the Green Party.

Roundly ridiculed by opposition MP’s such as Worthing MP Tim Loughton, who on Radio 4 said she talks “nonsense,” Nancy Pratts seems to be on course for another spectacular failure.



Slimy Kirby
SLIMY KIRBY – NASTY NAZIS CONSERVATIVE PARTY.

Elected as a councillor in 1992 on Brighton and Hove City Council, he became Brighton Kemptown MP in 2010 after narrowly scoring more votes than Labour’s Simon Burgess with a slim majority of 1,328.

A champion of LGBT and animal welfare issues, Slimy Kirby is a raising star in the Nasty Nazis party but is doomed to electoral defeat taking in account his iron-cast loyalty to a nasty Nazis Conservative party intent on fatal austerity measures, wars and the infringement of our Human rights and liberties.


Davy Jones
DAVY JONES – THE GREEN PARTY.

A freelance consultant specialising in the areas of citizen involvement, Davy Jones is more at home in a yoga position than he is keeping his nose to the ground.

Oblivious to the corruption in local government and police, Davy Jones appears to be part of the problem rather than the solution. Making his living from consultancy, with his most important clients being local authorities and ultimately the tax-payers. Its yet to see if Davy Jones makes an impact in the 2015 general election, other than hosting a weekly politics show on RadioFreeBrighton.


Paul Chandler
PAUL CHANDLER – LIBERAL DEMOCRAT.

Taken from the Brighton Kemptown Liberal Democrat website.
Paul has been a Lib Dem since the founding of the Party and has previously been a local councillor and, on four occasions, as a parliamentary candidate.

Paul is Chair of Brighton & Hove Liberal Democrats and is a shortlisted candidate to stand for the Party at the General Election in 2015 for the Kemptown constituency.

Paul is an enthusiastic sailor and crossword solver and volunteers at a local advice service. He has been learning Portugese at Bhasvic evening classes and, after 50 lessons, still has a long way to go!


Ian Buchanan
IAN BUCHANAN – UKIP

A Freemason and a Knight’s Templar under his own admission; Ian Buchanan appears to be keeping the lowest profile of all the parliamentary candidates and for good reason too.
With the UKIP party being exposed on a daily basis as nothing more than the far-right wing arm of the Conservative Party, Ian Buchanan is destined to lose his £500 deposit at the 7th May General Election and go down in history as a man on the wrong side of reason.


Jacqueline Shodeke
JACQUELINE SHODEKE - SOCIALIST WORKER.

Freely admitting that she doesn’t know who she’s standing against in the Brighton Kemptown 2015 General Election, Jacqueline Shodeke, said “rather than the daily struggle that most people face today, we could have a world where we all have access to what we require to satisfy our needs, and are not rationed by the size of our wage packet or state handout.”

CHARLOTTE ROSE – INDEPENDENT.

Injecting the spice which every general election needs, Charlotte Rose is a sex worker, dominatrix and sexual trainer.

Charlotte Rose
Close friends with Lempit Opek of Lib Dem fame, she won the "British Erotic Award for Sex Worker of the Year" in 2013 and appeared in the Channel 4 documentary Love for Sale in 2014.

“Watch out for her,” warns Alan Hope leader of the Monster Raving Loony Party.

Charlotte Rose first stood in the Clacton by-election on 9 October 2014. Out of eight candidates she finished last, taking 56 votes. She then stood in the Rochester and Strood by-election. Out of thirteen candidates Rose finished eleventh, taking 43 votes. Let’s hope she gets more than 5% of the Brighton Kemptown 2015 vote and at least wins her deposit back.


Joe Neilson
JOE NEILSON – INDEPENDENT.

The only independent parliamentary candidate standing in the UK, Joe is getting help from the Elected to Office Fund to stand as an impendent candidate. He’s the oldest Brighton Kemptown candidate and the one candidate unlikely to survive the next 5 years.

Labelled the ‘Invisible Man,’ Joe is the main witness in the 1996 Katrina Taylor murder and a thorn in the side of Sussex Police ever since. Deemed ‘Britain’s most feared whistle-blower,’ Joe stands for anti-corruption and integrity and honesty in office.



Matt Taylor
MATT TAYLOR – INDEPENDENT/MOAI KING WILLIAM PARTY.  

The favourite to win the Brighton Kemptown 2015 election, Matt Taylor offers the change which other parties and candidates only dream of.

An ex-Royal Military Policeman and regarded in the top four of the ‘Alternative Media’ writers, Matt Taylor rivals Russell Brand as the UK’s leading radical revolutionary.

Matt boasts, “A vote for Independence means a cure for cancer, a new economy, free tidal energy, a paedophile free parliament and a new monarch. If you really want change, I’m the only candidate offering the real change which our country so desperately needs to dig ourselves out of the mire consecutive Labour, Lib Dem and Conservative governments have left us in.”



This graph is based on Ladbroke's betting odds and my own view of how the various candidates are doing in the election.


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