Unbeknownst to the nation, working behind the scenes, and with a vast array of contacts, resources and intelligence at their disposal, MI6 (British Intelligence) was able to keep one step ahead of Russian President Vladamir Putin’s devilish plot to drop a chemical poison bomb on Brighton beach, across the hottest weekend of the year.
The Straw that broke Putin’s back
Under strain from the Ukraine war, and internal politics within the Kremlin, it is believed that President Putin entered a “red mist of fury,” upon reading DogShitNews, (News the mainstream media hang up on,) in which it was reported a Brighton-based satanist called James Hind, said in a blog, “Likewise, my answer to Putin is drop a nuclear bomb on Moscow resulting in hundreds of thousands of deaths just to get at that one leader.”
Identifying anyone who believes in the possibility of people torturing, raping, murdering and eating children for Satan, as “Satan Hunters”, SATANIST JAMES HIND said, “Under different circumstances Satan Hunters would be hunted down, put against a wall and executed by firing squad. Be under no illusion of my hatred for Satan Hunters and those that support them.”
“The Russians are worse than beasts, and thus as far as I am concerned, under me there will be no prisoners; all Russian soldiers can expect death.”
I AM THE LAW
Enraged and embattled by what Brighton-based SATANIST James Hind was bringing to the table, in the war against Ukraine, President Vladimir Putin was rumoured to have entered a “red mist of fury”, upon reading DogShitNews that Brighton-based SATANIST James Hind, was willing to kill hundreds of thousands of innocent people, just to kill one leader.
It was only through the investigative research of DogShitNews editor Matt Taylor, that both Sussex Police and MI6, were notified on July 10, 2022, that Brighton-based SATANIST JAMES HIND, was blogging about the death and destruction of Moscow in Russia.
“Vague Undeclared Plans to Help Ukraine”
Admitting to being only a ‘small part,’ in the defence of Ukraine against Russia, SATANIST JAMES HIND boasted of bringing “unique resources,” to the table in the fight against Russia.
With reports reaching the Kremlin and the desk of President Putin, on 10 July 2022, that the “unique resource,” which was currently being brought to the table, was currently active in the Theatre of War, Putin made a decisive decision to kill all Satanists, currently fighting in the defence of Ukraine!
Said to have launched into a “red mist of fury”, as described by Kremlin officials, the straw that broke Putin’s back was the comment by Brighton-based SATANIST JAMES HIND;
“Likewise, my answer to Putin is drop a nuclear bomb on Moscow resulting in hundreds of thousands of deaths just to get at that one leader.”
BRIGHTON ON HIGH ALERT
Exclusive to DogShitNews, President Putin was reported to have ordered two Russian agents to drop a poisoned chemical bomb on Brighton beach, willing to kill hundreds of thousands of innocent people, just to kill one satanist.
Intercepted in the Russian border town of Vyborg, ex-Black-Ops Super Soldier, Matt Taylor, (and now the prospective Member of Parliament for Brighton Kemptown 2024), was able to feed vital intelligence to Mi6 agents, on the ground, who were then able to use that intelligence to neutralise the threat to the UK, while still on Russian soil.
As the former head of the KGB, President Putin was aware that his plan had been exposed by the investigative journalism of DogShitNews, and behind his advisor’s knowledge, deployed a 12-year-old boy decoy to Brighton, with the intention of killing hundreds of thousands of innocent people, to kill one satanist.
Latest intelligence reports suggest the level of risk of an imminent terror attack on Brighton Beach, has reached 'ZERO', following news that SATANIST JAMES HIND has fled Brighton.
James Hind has turned out to be the unlikely hero, who saved 253,000 lives, by simply leaving Brighton for a week.
“I hope he doesn’t come back, and only wish Putin has a C Plan up his sleeve!” said Matt Taylor, considered by many to be James Hind’s worst enemy!
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