Politicians
want a pay rise to supplement their cocaine habits and the British people are
expected to pay for it.
If this isn’t
evidence enough that our politicians are corrupt criminals I don’t know what
is.
I’ve
emailed this to my MP:
 |
| Simon Kirby MP for Brighton Kemptown |
Dear Mr Simon Kirby,
As you may have heard,
traces of Cocaine have been found in the toilets of Parliament.
As a constituent of Brighton Kemptown, I am shocked and appalled.
I have recently
purchased a cocaine drug detection kit and invite you to take, said drugs test,
to determine whether you take cocaine, which you know is against the law to do
so.
I wish you take the
test on a Friday.
I hope this meets with
your approval and that you consent to a drugs test being taken.
I am happy to travel
to your location to conduct it.
Many thanks for your
time.
And will
publish his answer once I receive it.
Who better to sum it up than the Artistic Taxi Driver.
GUERRILLA
DEMOCRACY CALL FOR ACTION
If you think
all politicians should be investigated for criminal activities, join us and
tell a friend.
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