I've been
reading conspiracy theories for the last ten years, but the King Arthur
Conspiracy beats them all.
It’s the
one conspiracy that can be proven above all else. It’s the one conspiracy that's provable.
The King Arthur
Conspiracy is King. It determines what it means to be British.
We have all
heard of King Arthur; as kids we believed in him, up there with Santa
Claus and tooth-fairies.
A mighty
British King who brought justice and happiness to the Kingdom.
A mighty British King who united Britain
under the wise mentorship of a wizard called Merlin and his Knight's of the Round Table.
A mighty British
King who beat all his enemies and lived in a majestic palace called Camelot.
Arthur,
who as a boy lifted a sword from a stone and became King.
He married Guinevere
but his best mate Sir Lancelot, cheated on him and had an affair with her.
King Arthur was
killed in civil war by Mordred, his evil younger nephew, and his sword, Excalibur, was
returned to the Lady of the Lake for safe
keeping.
We have all
heard of the myths and legends of King Arthur.
We have all heard about the legend saying he’ll return to Britain in it's gravest hour.
Well......... hold
your mobile phones people…………
The
conspiracy of all conspiracy theories is here:
King Arthur is real… King Arthur is back.
King Arthur is real… King Arthur is back.
GUERRILLA DEMOCRACY CALL FOR ACTION
If you believe in King Arthur, jump on-board and tell a friend.
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