Thursday, 5 March 2015

MATT'S NEWS - 5TH MARCH 2015.





Without your kind donations to my Election Campaign I have no chance of winning the Brighton Kemptown Election on Independence Day 7th May 2015.

3 comments:

  1. It might help your drive for donations if you started the plea with:

    "Without your kind donations"

    Rather than:

    "With your kind donations"

    I mean, it's a tiny drop in the ocean of reasons not to take you seriously, but poor grammar is particularly glaring when spouted from someone aspiring to become an MP.

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  2. Thanks 970 trillion trillion million Sam. My spelling and grammar does indeed let me down and is unfitting of a parliamentary candidate.
    Perhaps you could become my proof reader and let me take you out for dinner at Peacehaven's carvery as a thank you.

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  3. That's a straight up no I'm afraid.

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