Ladbrokes have offered the odds of 200-1 for Matt Taylor,
the leader of the Moai King William Party, to win the Brighton Kemptown general
election.
- Favourite to win is Labour’s Nancy Pratts at 8/13
- Conservative Slimy Kirby 5/4
- Green Party Davy Jones 25/1
- Liberal Democrat Paul Chandler 100/1
- UKIP Ian Buchanan 100/1
- Independent Joe Neilson 200/1
Other candidates who haven’t been given odds are:
- Socialist Worker Jacqueline Shodeke
- Independent Charlotte Rose
“I NEED A MIRACLE.”
In the same way he needed a miracle during the Police and
Crime Commissioner elections of 2012, Matt Taylor finds himself praying for a
miracle to win the Brighton Kemptown 2015 election.
“EASY MONEY.”
Broadcasting daily from his Election Campaign office in
Peacehaven, Matt Taylor urges voters to place a bet at Ladbrokes and make
themselves some easy money.
“It’s never been easier to make easy money. Simply put a
pound on me to win and you’ll make £200. Put £10 on me to win and you’ll make
£2000. Put £20 on me to win and you’ll make £4000, you get the message!”
Gearing himself up for a short campaign Matt Taylor is
pulling out all the stops to become MP for Brighton Kemptown.
“I’m going to win this election,” Matt Taylor defiantly
declares, “with the power of my subconscious mind to ensure the Universe aids
me to victory.”
THE RACE IS ON.
With only 62 days to go until 7th May, Election
Day, nine parliamentary candidates have come out of the woodwork to contest the
Brighton Kemptown constituency.
DEMOCRACY IN ACTION.
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| Nancy Pratts |
Previously stood in the 2010 Brighton Pavilion General
Election but lost to Caroline Lucas from the Green Party.
Roundly ridiculed by opposition MP’s such as Worthing MP Tim
Loughton, who on Radio 4 said she talks “nonsense,” Nancy Pratts seems to be on
course for another spectacular failure.
- READ MORE: BIG INTERVIEW: NANCY PRATTS.
- READ MORE: WHO IS NANCY PRATTS?
- READ MORE: THE HYPOCRISY OF NANCY PRATTS KNOWS NO BOUNDS.
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| Slimy Kirby |
Elected as a councillor in 1992 on Brighton
and Hove City Council, he became Brighton Kemptown MP in 2010 after narrowly
scoring more votes than Labour’s Simon Burgess with a slim majority of 1,328.
A champion of LGBT and animal welfare issues, Slimy Kirby
is a raising star in the Nasty Nazis party but is doomed to electoral defeat
taking in account his iron-cast loyalty to a nasty Nazis Conservative party
intent on fatal austerity measures, wars and the infringement of our Human
rights and liberties.
- READ MORE: SLIMY KIRBY ACCUSED OF MURDER COVER-UP.
- READ MORE: IS SLIMY KIRBY A FREEMASON?
- READ MORE: SLIMY KIRBY RESORTS TO BRIBERY.
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| Davy Jones |
A freelance consultant specialising in the areas of citizen
involvement, Davy Jones is more at home in a yoga position than he is keeping
his nose to the ground.
Oblivious to the corruption in local government and police,
Davy Jones appears to be part of the problem rather than the solution. Making
his living from consultancy, with his most important clients being local
authorities and ultimately the tax-payers. Its yet to see if Davy Jones makes
an impact in the 2015 general election, other than hosting a weekly politics
show on RadioFreeBrighton.
- READ MORE: DAVY JONES – ABOUT ME.
- READ MORE: DAVY JONES – WHY I’M STANDING?
- READ MORE: DAVY JONES ON THE RADIO.
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| Paul Chandler |
Taken from the Brighton Kemptown Liberal Democrat website.
Paul has been a Lib Dem since the founding of the Party and
has previously been a local councillor and, on four occasions, as a
parliamentary candidate.
Paul is Chair of Brighton & Hove Liberal Democrats and
is a shortlisted candidate to stand for the Party at the General Election in
2015 for the Kemptown constituency.
Paul is an enthusiastic sailor and crossword solver and
volunteers at a local advice service. He has been learning Portugese at Bhasvic
evening classes and, after 50 lessons, still has a long way to go!
- READ MORE: PAUL CHANDLER.
- READ MORE: A LESSON IN MASS EXTINCTION.
- READ MORE: LIB DEMS CHOOSE LOCAL PARLIAMENTARY CANDIDATE FORBRIGHTON KEMPTOWN.
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| Ian Buchanan |
A Freemason and a Knight’s Templar under his own admission;
Ian Buchanan appears to be keeping the lowest profile of all the parliamentary
candidates and for good reason too.
With the UKIP party being exposed on a daily basis as
nothing more than the far-right wing arm of the Conservative Party, Ian
Buchanan is destined to lose his £500 deposit at the 7th May General
Election and go down in history as a man on the wrong side of reason.
- READ MORE: IAN BUCHANAN: UKIP PROSPECTIVEPARLIAMENTARY CANDIDATE.
- READ MORE: IAN BUCHANAN - MY FINANCIAL INTERESTS.
- READ MORE: WHAT A UKIP GOVERNMENT WILL DO.
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| Jacqueline Shodeke |
Freely admitting that she doesn’t know who she’s standing
against in the Brighton Kemptown 2015 General Election, Jacqueline Shodeke,
said “rather than the daily struggle that most people face today, we could have
a world where we all have access to what we require to satisfy our needs, and
are not rationed by the size of our wage packet or state handout.”
CHARLOTTE ROSE – INDEPENDENT.
Injecting the spice which every general election needs,
Charlotte Rose is a sex worker, dominatrix and sexual trainer.
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| Charlotte Rose |
“Watch out for her,” warns Alan Hope leader of the Monster
Raving Loony Party.
Charlotte Rose first stood in the Clacton
by-election on 9 October 2014. Out of eight candidates she finished last,
taking 56 votes. She then stood in the Rochester
and Strood by-election. Out of thirteen candidates Rose finished eleventh,
taking 43 votes. Let’s hope she gets more than 5% of the Brighton Kemptown 2015
vote and at least wins her deposit back.
- READ MORE: CHARLOTTE ROSE ON FACEBOOK.
- READ MORE: LET’S MAKE LOVE TONITE!
- READ MORE: CHARLOTTE ROSE – THIRD TIME LUCKY.
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| Joe Neilson |
The only independent parliamentary candidate standing in the
UK ,
Joe is getting help from the Elected to Office Fund to stand as an impendent
candidate. He’s the oldest Brighton Kemptown candidate and the one candidate
unlikely to survive the next 5 years.
Labelled the ‘Invisible Man,’ Joe is the main witness in the
1996 Katrina Taylor murder and a thorn in the side of Sussex Police ever since.
Deemed ‘Britain ’s
most feared whistle-blower,’ Joe stands for anti-corruption and integrity and
honesty in office.
READ MORE: JOE NEILSON ELECTION CAMPAIGN WEBSITE.
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| Matt Taylor |
The favourite to win the Brighton Kemptown 2015 election,
Matt Taylor offers the change which other parties and candidates only dream of.
An ex-Royal Military Policeman and regarded in the top four
of the ‘Alternative Media’ writers, Matt Taylor rivals Russell Brand as the UK’s
leading radical revolutionary.
Matt boasts, “A vote for Independence means a cure for cancer, a new
economy, free tidal energy, a paedophile free parliament and a new monarch. If
you really want change, I’m the only candidate offering the real change which
our country so desperately needs to dig ourselves out of the mire consecutive
Labour, Lib Dem and Conservative governments have left us in.”
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This graph is based on Ladbroke's betting odds and my own view of how the various candidates are doing in the election. |
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