The first thing I do every morning is stretch for my phone.

Usually on my bedside cabinet, or under my passenger side pillow, I can’t be too far away from my mobile device.

It like it’s an extension of me! I went to bed super early last night. In bed and falling asleep by 10pm. I usually go to bed early when I’m under pressure. It’s my coping mechanism. When life is getting too unbearable, I shut down and hide under the duvet! (It happens at least once a day!) The last six years, six months and six days of my life, I’ve felt like living under my duvet, but alas, you can’t get away with that type of behaviour in this day and age. Suffice to say, I won’t be too far from my phone, at any given moment, for the simple reason that my phone, is my portal to the world. Having gone to bed early, I woke up early, and yes you guessed it, I checked my mobile phone. During my hourly routine of checking whether anyone has mentioned or referenced me, (my ego and all), I discovered to my horror, (or was it delight?), the following:

Plisko the Bell End gay porn bomber (oh I really hope he hates me saying that, after all the effort I go through in saying it,) has recently alluded to obtaining insider information from my family and friends. I doubt, very much, that’s the case! Though I would love it (or is it hate?), if it was true! I’ve often fantasised of a journalist interviewing family and friends, for a Panorama style documentary into my life, times and exploits! Because let me assure you! I’ve enjoyed plenty of exploits in during my time alive! Which leads us into a little interval, where we explore what an ‘exploit’ is… Exploitation, as in terms of deeds and actions, can have an ominous or morally questionable connotation, as it relates to utilizing a situation or someone to one’s advantage. It often implies taking advantage of the situation or person in a way that is harmful or exploitative, and it can involve using or manipulating others for personal gain. And yes, as part of my work, personal and secret lives, exploitation has been the key to my success, and which has kept my life full of enjoyable and interesting events. Exploit: “To utilize or employ (an opportunity or situation) in order to gain an advantage or benefit” Exploiting the world around you in order to gain an advantage or benefit is a perfectly acceptable way to lead one’s life. Exploitation is neither good or bad. Its beholding on the user to determine whether its used for bad or good. Everyone exploits each other to get what they want! Get over it, and stop tutting at me for saying it! We all know it to be a fundamental truth, and you are pissed off, because I have the affront to say, what you want to say! Which is the exact reason why I say it! (Because I know you haven’t got the balls to…) And is the reason why you watch MattTaylorTV! and read my blogs. That’s what makes me a successful YouTuber and blogger. For your general information purposes only, here are some more examples of exploitation: * The company has been exploiting a loophole in the tax laws to avoid paying taxes. * We have been exploiting the natural resources of the land for centuries without giving back to the environment. * The criminals exploited the elderly homeowners and tricked them into signing over their deeds. * They exploited the tragedy for their own personal gain.

Interval Over and moving swiftly on…

Am I terrified of the information being released by YouTube Streamer News?

No! and it goes to prove once again, I’m always the last to know! Stay tuned! Going live after 9am...