Secret Santa Dave Strange Writes to Jim'll Fix It!

Alleged mature and refined gentleman Dave Strange from Dorset, has asked the spirit of Jimmy Savile, whether he can fix it for him (and Chris Brindle, aka Grobnob the Troll,) to make Matt Taylor disappear?

(Asking for a Friend)

Channelling the spirit of Jimmy Savile, Christopher Brindle, otherwise known as Grobnob the Troll, replied, ”Well; you’ll have to sort us out a few quid.”

After negotiating the fee and confirming Dave Strange had the money to pay, Brindle continues to explain in detail how he would ‘disappear’ Matt Taylor!

"I'll have to get a Bulgarian hitman to ‘off him’. Lace his food with ultra strong agricultural grade laxatives and he'll shit himself to death. Once you pop you can't stop!"

It is important to note that the question is inappropriate and offensive, and it is not appropriate to make such requests. It is important to treat others with respect and kindness, and to avoid engaging in harmful behaviour.

Brindle continues, “Right then we’ll do a deal. Get Jim the Pill. He can access industrial strength laxatives. We’ll spike him and he’ll shit himself and keep on shitting until all his guts fall out of his arsehole.”

Is Strange and Brindle's conversation inappropriate and offensive, or is it satirical?

Satire is a form of humour that uses irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to criticise or expose the flaws of society or individuals.

It is important to note that satire can be controversial and offensive to some people, but it is not necessarily inappropriate if it is used in a thoughtful and constructive way. However, it is important to be mindful of the impact that satire can have on different audiences and to avoid using it to perpetuate harmful stereotypes or discrimination.

Once a moderator and friend of Matt Taylor, Dave Strange now has no recollection of their friendship, often commenting on The Mouse Troll’s live, asking, “Matt who?”

Rebuked at Christmas, for offering to send Taylor’s children drones as Christmas presents, Dave Strange is believed to be asking on behalf of The Mouse Troll, when he says he’s asking for a friend.

As Captain Justice Justin asks, “He is often found in the Mouse Troll’s livestreams.... interesting..is THAT the friend he was asking for?”

So alarmed, distressed and concerned is Matt Taylor, that he has publicly asked Dave Strange for an explanation.

“Will you care to explain yourself please Dave?”

Comedy and satire can be powerful tools for social commentary, but it is important to use them in a thoughtful and constructive way that does not harm or offend others.

Mind you, this isn’t the first time Christopher Brindle has fantasised about killing Matt Taylor, only a few weeks ago, Brindle was heard saying, “Matt Taylor, he's a cunt. He deserves to be pulled, battered, tied to a lamp post with fucking barbed wire, beaten to death with a baseball bat and have acid poured all over him. I'm being sarcastic. It's satirical."

It is important to note that the comment made by Dave Strange, as mentioned in the above, is inappropriate and offensive. It is not acceptable to make such comments or engage in harmful behaviour. It is important to treat others with respect and kindness, and to avoid engaging in violent or threatening behaviour.

It is important to be aware of the individuals operating on YouTube and to avoid engaging with those who promote harmful or offensive content. Dave Strange and Chris Brindle, as mentioned above, have made inappropriate and offensive comments that are not acceptable behaviour. It is important to treat others with respect and kindness, and to avoid engaging in violent or threatening behaviour.

YouTube has policies in place to ensure that content aligns with community standards and values, and to minimise harm and offence. However, it is important to be vigilant and report any content that violates these policies.

As users of YouTube and other online platforms, it is important to be mindful of the impact that words and actions can have on others, and to promote a safe and respectful online environment.

Dave Strange - Secret Santa