A New Theory of Evolution

Following the news that conspiracy theorists are now in the majority, and those who believe the government’s line have been exposed to be the cranks and lunatics, here is a new theory of evolution which you may never have heard off before.

Homo sapiens are a hybrid offspring of a male pig and a female chimpanzee.

Yes, I’ll repeat that as you clean yourself up after chocking on your tea, “Homo sapiens are a hybrid offspring of a male pig and a female chimpanzee” says one of the worlds leading authority on hybridization in animals.

Eugene McCarthy: World’s leading authority on hybridization in animals

A new theory is being propounded by Eugene McCarthy, of the University of Georgia, who theorizes that the human species began as the hybrid offspring of a male pig and a female chimpanzee.

He said, “During my years at the genetics department, I became increasingly dissatisfied with the standard explanation of evolution. The more I read about fossils, the more convinced I became that Darwin's account of the evolutionary process was fundamentally flawed. Moreover, in my study of hybrids I became aware that an alternative way of thinking about evolution, what I now call "stabilization theory," could do a better job of explaining the available data.”

 A Paradigm Shift in Evolutionary Biology.

As you would expect with a theory like this, many objections have been raised. Unable to specifically fault the data, they claim his theory is inconsistent with one tenet or another of accepted theory. For those who shy away from anything that rocks the establishment's boat, such objections can never be satisfactorily addressed. And yet, for someone like Eugene McCarthy, who is trying to critique and improve upon standard theory, they are not even valid. “Obviously, a new theory that contradicts an existing theory will be inconsistent with the tenets of that theory!” as any scientist would point out.

Entitled the Hybrid Hypothesis, Eugene McCarthy argues that humans are probably of hybrid origin and of-course raises the question of what higher intelligence, facilitated the hybridization of pigs and apes?

The Death of Lloyd Pye and his legacy.

Remember the new paradigm of conspiracy theorists being in the majority, and those who believe the government’s line exposed to be the cranks and lunatics; Well, its time to address the big taboo.

Lloyd’s Pye’s legacy is that aliens are real.

Lloyd Pye was well known for his promotion of the controversial Starchild skull, an artifact he obtained and proved to indicate the existence of alien-human hybrid beings. The skull has gone through numerous tests and the results are conclusive. For more information, just search the internet.

Everything is Out There.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a chimpanzee?

A Politician.

The proof that aliens created homo-sapiens by hybridization of pigs and apes is seen everyday in the House of Commons.

Politicians act like chimpanzees in the House of Common’s, evident by the recent ape behaviour of both sides during the Chancellor’s Autumn Statement, featuring a blustered Ed balls. It’s always worth a second look.

Pigs in the trough of an 11% pay rise while the nation starves.

Politicians are the pigs of Animal Farm.

Shame on anyone who votes for anyone other than an independent candidate.

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